I'm laughing and crying at the same time I tell ya.
I had a very hard time sleeping last night. I am sexually frustrated to the point of pain and tears. My body aches, I have blue ovaries from hell, and my PMS is through the roof. I am so emotional today that I cried because my batteries died in my mouse and I couldn't find new ones, I don't need it, but I was being a baby. I cried this morning when I was unable to masturbate to rid the frustration. It was too painful and I couldn't get myself going. You know you're having a bad day when you cry because you can't get off.
I feel awful for my friend JW. He had to read all my emotional whining today. Thank you for being such an awesome friend and putting up with my emotional crap! You made my day when you called to cheer me up. I adore you.
Of all the days for me to be an emotional wreck, it had to be the day of LOVE... Valentine's Day. HA!
On a more happy note: A random stranger from my neighborhood Yelled out the passenger window of an SUV filled with men HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Have a great Friday and weekend! with a huge smile. I couldn't help but smile and laugh. Though he and his friends looked like drug dealers/ gang members, they were all pretty darn happy. You can't judge a book by it's cover, can you?
Happy Friday kids! here is my valentine to ________________
I know what you are thinking. I've been single three years and I'm just bitter and jealous of all the ladies getting gifts on Valentine's Day.
NOPE! WRONG!
I don't really HATE Valentine's Day. I just don't see the point in it. Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't be grateful for gifts and attention on that day. To me, it's just another day. Why do we need a special day to tell someone we care and shower them with gifts? Personally it would mean a lot more to me if I got flowers on any random day, just because. By the way I dislike red roses. The are so overrated. Give me some sunflowers, dahlias, or how about some random ass wildflowers you picked before you came to see me. I love chocolate just like most ladies, but why wait to have some. I'll eat it any day of the year. Actually, I buy that stuff weekly. Bring me beer, whiskey & coke, and maybe a pizza instead.
The idea of women comparing, competing and crying over what their men got them or didn't get them is just sad. Appreciate their efforts for crying out loud. And men, you make me laugh when you go above and beyond with gifts hoping to get whatever sexual desire she likes to hold out on. Ladies don't hold out on sex for gifts. That's awful. Give the guy a blow job or anal. If you really don't like it, don't use it as a way to get a gift you want only to fake that you're enjoy the sexual treat. It can ruin the moment.
I'm the type of person that does not wait for a special occasion to show you I care, give you extra super duper affection, and/or give you a gift. It will happen when it pops in my head. If I buy you a gift, it's just because it made me think of you. There are only two special days I feel it is important for me to give someone extra attention and gifts: Birthday and Anniversary. All other Holidays are optional and open for discussion.
Now IF, I ever date a man who enjoys celebrating any Holiday, I will be down to participate. Just don't make it a big deal if you don't like the Valentine's day. Talking about how much you hate it and don't want to participate over and over again is like a slap in the face. Hoping I agree so you don't have to spend money is just rude. How hard is it to kindly ask my opinion of the darn Holiday?
Okay, so some of you are thinking, what about Saint Patrick's Day, Mardi Gras, Cinco De Mayo and any other holiday you get to indulge in drunken stupidness? Like I said, They are open for discussion. As above, I always welcome beer as a gift any day of the week and ALL Holidays.
By the way Singles Awareness Day is Saturday February 15 and Steak and Blow Job Day is March 14. Do not wait until March 14th to give your man a blow job or steak. At the bare minimum that should be once a week.
So, if you want to be my Anti-Valentine, bring me some beer. Or you could bring me beer just because, which is way better.
xoxo,
Lisa
P.S. I will end this silly entry with a song. A song that I adore and I sing along to the Joan Osborne version all the time.
Yes my friends, Lent will be upon us in three weeks. Wait, three weeks? POOP! I don't have much time. I am still not sure what I want to give up. Since I started participating in Lent, I have always given up the same things. Beef, Pork, Soda, Dining out, and Junk Food. Once I gave up sex (including masturbation and porn); It was horrible.
I rarely eat pork these days. Mostly bacon and that's only once or twice a month. We eat beef more now and less chicken. Dining out isn't like it used to be. I rarely eat fast food (though Samantha and I ate McDonalds twice last week). Junk food and soda are still high on my list of things I eat in excess. Maybe I should give up Bad Carbs. Junk food and soda are part of the bad carb family, so I think it makes sense, yes? I was also thinking about doing the Daniel Fast, but you can't drink tea. Then there was the no processed food idea as well. I think the no bad carb idea may be best. It combines the bad carb and processed food together. I still have three weeks to get ideas, so if you have one, let me know.
I want to do something a bit different this year on top of my blogging daily about Lent. I want to do a writing exercise. I need 40 questions or topics to write about. I'm looking for topics that will be thought provoking, emotional, and give me an opportunity to reflect on past experiences and really look into myself. If you have a topic you would like me to write about or a question you would like me to answer. Send them my way. If I don't get 40 that's okay. I would like as many as I can get.
I am trying to edit and organize this blog. All I am doing is getting mad at myself. As I go though the entries trying to edit Labels and correct any mistakes, I read bits and pieces and laugh at how silly I can be. Sometimes i forget how weird or crazy i can be when emotionally drained or in a manic state. I crack myself up. It's nice and a bit scary to see the things I thought and felt at different times in my life.
Anywho... i think i am almost done. I will be adding old entries from other blogs that I am deleting here soon. So things may seem a little off. I will also have a bunch of entries edited and updated. I am also looking for some fun 30 day challenges to do. If you know about any, PLEASE tell me.
