Who am I kidding? No one. I am so F^*%ing out of it right now. My face is starting to hurt from the fake @$$ smile I've been carrying around. I'm tired, not interested in food and I cheated on my Lent. Honestly I don't care. What did I do? I watched porn and masturbated. YUP I DID! Would you like to know what kind of porn I watched? NO? Too bad, I'm going to tell you anyway.
So I looked through the porn I have at home, but only found one I wanted to watch. I think I need new porn. Any ideas of what to get?
If i don't want what I have downloaded i usually go to hub hunter or the usual spots youporn, & pornhub. Theres another one, but I forgot what it's called.
First I watched was some softcore first time lesbian 3some.You know like when you hang out with your friends and experiment. Yeah it was like that. It was way to lovey and virginal. i watched the whole thing and thought it was a little unfair that the blonde chick got most of the attention. It was a little boring for my taste, but it was good enough to get me started. I wont watch that shit again though.
I don't know the name of the porn because I downloaded it a while back. It's a 3some 2 guys and a chick in a yellow outfit including bright ass gloves. Why do I mention the gloves? She never took them off and they were distracting. I think both guys in the video are gay, maybe one is bi. The bi guy had 2doods tattooed on his arm, WTH? The other guy well he would only do anal. No vag for that guy, so it would be safe to say he's gay. No worries, it was worth watching.
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| Eva Angelina |
Last I watched my favorite girl Eva Angelina. I'll watch anything of hers. This video I found online and it was okay. Mainly 3 women having their way with Eva. Though I love Eva, this is not one of the good ones. One of the chicks in the video was awful, I swear she was trying way too hard and she couldn't even do her part right. Whatever, it was still fun to watch Eva though, and it was enough to end my night.
*YES I'm judging porn*
So what have I learned from all this? I feel better now. I should not deprive myself of sex or masturbation. I love porn. Oh wait I already knew that one. Masturbation helps me sleep, gives me energy for the day and perks up my mood.
Have a nice day! xoxo
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Well, I agree about why masturbation, or fapping as I like to call it, lol, is good for a person, but I was thinking that your posting went into more detail, hahaha. Well, if you ever want some fodder for this kind of blog, I have a few experiences, personal and otherwise, to share. Peace.
ReplyDeleteGabe- I didn't go into detail here, but there will be more sex blogs in the near future. I am thinking about making it a weekly post. I would love to hear some stories from other about their experiences. Maybe thats what i should blog about next.
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